A Collection of Funny Stuff
Accident Descriptions
These reports are purported to be statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible.

Amusing Analogies
According to someone, these are winners of the "worst analogies ever written in a high school essay" contest. Of course, somewhere along the line, some other pretty silly analogies got thrown in there, too. But it's still a great list.

Better News
God foretells the end of the world

Big Brother
"T h e y ' r e . . . h e r e."

This is a bricklayer's accident report that was printed in the newsletter of the English equivalent of the Worker's Compensation Board.

Church Announcements
Church Announcements purportedly taken from actual bulletins across the USA.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
Very different humor - dark, absurd, inane- but very funny. A cross between Steven Wright and Steven King.

Engineers vs. Mathematicians
Academic solutions challenge practical solutions.

One Liners
(part 1)

More One Liners
(part 2)

Say What?
These observations come from real life mine... Yale Schwartz

School Excuses
The following is purported to be a collection of "actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling)" from the Office of Educational Assessment at the University of Washington.

Steven Wright
Some of Steven Wright's best - straight faced, understatements.

ZEN - the Jewish adaptation
Budda, Schmudda - here's some good advice.

The International Symbol for STRESS!

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